An alternative playlist for Her Majesty's water music

Shouldn't the Queen's royal barge be rocking to the Clash and Underworld? Photograph: Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images

According to Adrian Evans, the "pageant master" tasked with arranging a London Philharmonic Orchestra soundtrack for the Jubilee flotilla's voyage down the river Thames, the Kinks' Waterloo Sunset didn't quite make the cut. Come 3 June, the 86-year-old monarch will instead be serenaded with movie themes and century-old chestnuts. This, though, is G2's fantasy flotilla playlist:

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